Raider Application - Druid (DPS) - Wendz

[Shiftey]

10/10 application, seems like a stand up human being.

At least one person who can acknowledge talent, unlike the rest of the bunch...
Your loss.

News flash, Palmar is the troll in every way.

And only way to druid is hot hot hot.

[Abyiss]

Get that guy an invite post haste! gj Thun

[Rash]

Hi Wendz!

I think your logs really do speak for themselves and I would love to give you a trial. However I am a little concerned about the slightly problematic language used in your application.

Here in Iron Edge we are thoroughly devoted to a gender equal Jewish and Muslim-tolerant community. I've never hesitated to remove any of my own (straight, white, male) friends from the roster in the desperate pursuit for a 50/50 gender balance (also still looking for a Transsexual). For example, our amazing EPGP Lootsystem takes into account the gender of the person receiving the loot, and if a woman, they will receive roughly a 23% discount to compensate for the 77% wage gap between men and women in the real life workforce.

Specifically to cater even more to our precious vaginas, we have our own initiative called #CuckedForGul'dan. Whenever a womyn makes a critical mistake on a boss (as if that can even happen), a random man is forced to make that exact same mistake on the next pull, and is subsequently removed from the roster as punishment. So I'm a little worried about your statements about useless wiping, we love that here.

If you're okay with these conditions, we are willing to accept you on a 6 to 8 month probationary period.

PS: Stable 100 FPS on a boss pull is bullshit, ShadowPlay or it didn't happen.

[Vejeta]

Lol I read cuckedforgul'dan and shuddered at the thought of that words other meaning, just who would clean up after he finished? Bendiee?

We offer no gender equality or sexuality balance difference, we just hate everyone. Maybe just me on that last one.... Although he does tell the truth our officers do use epgp to screw over our bank manager / Swedish mafia member rodhake, seriously don't borrow from him you will regret it from the start.

[Rash]

This thread is now locked. If it wasn't abundantly clear to everyone at this point, this was a troll perpetrated by a jolly Norwegian.