Iron Edge
Iron Edge => Recruitment => Raider Recruitment => Topic started by: Applicant on July 04, 2016, 04:30:25 pm
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Hello, Iron Edge!
I am applying for the main raid.
Character:
Armory:
Class/Spec: Druid (DPS)
Member Type: raider
Personal Info:
My name is Andrew, im 28 years old.
I currently live in Essex.
There's not really much to say.
In between jobs atm after a fallout with my former boss.
Long story short, blood slaves (women) should not be in charge...
Class/Spec:
I've been playing druid for as long as i can remember.
Boomkin was my spec of choice, or restokin in BC, the times. But enough about that.
My logs speak for themselves, just look them up.
I know my class in and out as you guys can see in my logs.
Alts:
My alts are not relevant, but as you can see. I can master boomkin, i can master any class and spec.
Professions:
im maxed out in Enchanting and Engineering, but i don.t see how this is relevant.
Raiding Experience:
Been clearing 13/13mythic for a while, it got boring as my raid was full of a bunch of tryhard retards who cant fucking follow orders. And for some reason bend over backwards to satisfy shit female raiders who cant preform for shit, just because they have a vagina.
Previous Guilds:
Was in pwnstrarz for 3 years and Perfect circle for a year. Currently in Order of Sargeras.
Had a few fallouts with some fucked up bimbos who thought they had something to add to the raid and guild. Which is why im on the look for something better and casual.
Availability:
Whenever.
Communication:
.... is this even a question?
Computer / Connection:
I'm not a fucking scrub, got a solid rig. Never drop below 100 fps during raids.
Addons/UI:
Got DBM, weakauras and skada(to see how bad im beating the scrubs)
Other Games:
League of Legends
Why Iron Edge?
Even tho you guys look a bit odd in real life, you seem like a solid group of white guys.
Tired of having to deal with cumdumpsters in this game.
What can I offer Iron Edge?
Me
Where did I hear about Iron Edge?
Wowprogress, also carried a group of your guildies a while back.
Last Words?
im clearly good enough to top your guild; logs, progress, what more do you want?
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Can confirm, this guy is a prick but I built his PC. It is a solid rig.
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If you suck my penis then ill get you in, no homo. And only if your good at it so u better be like a hoover.
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We already have our women hating spot filled, sorry. You need to be a monk healer to fill that spot. I think we will have to decline this application, even though I have no authority to say so. I just want to feel important.
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I'm not sure if real or troll. Logs seem solid, and just because you beat me on one fight where i got shit rng, doesnt mean you carried us!!
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For someone that has some real clear
hateanger issues against women, one being your former boss... the other a raid leader also paints out an issue with leadership.
We have bendiee to fulfill our cumdumpster roll (he likes it)
Would be beneficial if you posted your logs first rather than making the applying guild have to look for them but that's just my personal stance.
We don't look odd, you look odd, yeah i said it, us white guys gotta stick together, else they be tekin oeurrrr jobbbsss, herpaderp XD
To judge your character on a political level, did you vote remain or leave on june 23rd, this will demonstrate exactly who you are :) There is no right or wrong answer ( but one of them clearly is right)
Good luck on the apply.
Vejeta
P.S, for a woman hater your characters name is a girls name, le giggle
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Wow...you sound like you hate women as much as Shylar and Bendie do....you'll fit right in.
Best wishes
Blood Slave Ilithya
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#voteremain - just saying.
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I know this application is causing a little bit more traffic on this particular section of the forum than usual, and for good reason.
But I would like to take the opportunity to remind you all (including you, Wendz) that this is on the public section of the forum.
Happy posting!
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fuck u rash, let this shit ride.
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yeah, fuck you rash!
(http://i.imgur.com/a1BAZbP.gif)
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Who the hell is this guy?
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So what is happening to my application? This is taking fucking ages, i'v never had to wait this long to be accepted before.....
lol .. posts application less than 5 hours ago .. "FUCKING AGES BRUV" .. must be all these Europeans taking your jobs ..Britain for the British!
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10/10 application, seems like a stand up human being.
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Plot twist.....This app is her...
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10/10 application, seems like a stand up human being.
At least one person who can acknowledge talent, unlike the rest of the bunch...
Your loss.
News flash, Palmar is the troll in every way.
And only way to druid is hot hot hot.
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Get that guy an invite post haste! gj Thun
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Hi Wendz!
I think your logs really do speak for themselves and I would love to give you a trial. However I am a little concerned about the slightly problematic language used in your application.
Here in Iron Edge we are thoroughly devoted to a gender equal Jewish and Muslim-tolerant community. I've never hesitated to remove any of my own (straight, white, male) friends from the roster in the desperate pursuit for a 50/50 gender balance (also still looking for a Transsexual). For example, our amazing EPGP Lootsystem takes into account the gender of the person receiving the loot, and if a woman, they will receive roughly a 23% discount to compensate for the 77% wage gap between men and women in the real life workforce.
Specifically to cater even more to our precious vaginas, we have our own initiative called #CuckedForGul'dan. (http://i.imgur.com/ePTTzn1.png) Whenever a womyn makes a critical mistake on a boss (as if that can even happen), a random man is forced to make that exact same mistake on the next pull, and is subsequently removed from the roster as punishment. So I'm a little worried about your statements about useless wiping, we love that here.
If you're okay with these conditions, we are willing to accept you on a 6 to 8 month probationary period.
PS: Stable 100 FPS on a boss pull is bullshit, ShadowPlay or it didn't happen.
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Lol I read cuckedforgul'dan and shuddered at the thought of that words other meaning, just who would clean up after he finished? Bendiee?
We offer no gender equality or sexuality balance difference, we just hate everyone. Maybe just me on that last one.... Although he does tell the truth our officers do use epgp to screw over our bank manager / Swedish mafia member rodhake, seriously don't borrow from him you will regret it from the start.
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This thread is now locked. If it wasn't abundantly clear to everyone at this point, this was a troll perpetrated by a jolly Norwegian.