I think i should get a price in the Quick prize draw so that people might actually remember who i am and can then stop asking me in Guildchat
Heides
Happy Christmas and a merry new year :)
I do not only deserve, but I demand a christmas present. Because I have a penis.
I think Great Father Wintermas should give me the present because....
This one time I was wondering down the road when a witch came along and turned me into a newt... but I got better, and an evil ninja robot stabbed me and a nazi came and ripped off all my clothes.. Luckily I was close to Mothercare, so I bought another pair.
Godzilla then farted after eating several times his own weight in Baked Beans, which caused me to deficate in my underwear, leaving me slightly smelly and requiring several showers.
Chuck Norris then round house kicked me to the face, but luckily I survived cos Karl Kennedy came to the rescue in the nick of time. As I walked home, I found a corner shop selling exotic plants, one of which was fantastic looking called Symore 2... I had to look, but it swallowed me! Luckily Harry Potter flew past... but because he's a little shit who no one really likes, the flower spat me out and ate him instead.
I then rode the hasslehoff back to Bikini Bottom and played with my friend Patrick, whom was eaten by a killer Anaconda, and was chased by Jennifer Lopez... who died from a chronic case of Bad Acting. A tall clown called Ronald then pulled me out of the sea... and gave me heart disease with his fattening self.
A guy called Doc then showed up and took me to the future, where I saw the world had been taken over by Cylon... so I clapped my red shoes three times and was home...
But Jena was there.... so I cried.
That is all.
So.. because all that happened to me, I think Great Father Wintermas should pay me a visit!
Quick suck up thank you for my gem (belated I know).
now give crazylock so i can get it cut!
Cheers K