I re-wrote 'If I were a boy' by Beyonce last night.
I'm planning on getting a girl-friend of mine to sing it... I'll post that when she does it
Best if you listen to the song as you read it, because it fits quite well!
http://blog.mrseb.com/2009/03/if-i-were-a-geek/#lyricIf I were a geekIf I were a geek even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the evening
And throw on a black t-shirt
And go ‘round Sheldon’s with dice
And chase after elves
I’d roll dice as much as I wanted
And I’d never get a girlfriend but it
Doesn’t matter ‘cause neither does he
If I were a geek
I think I could understand
How it feels to love myself
I swear I’d be a better nerd
I’d listen to my GM
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the ‘toon you levelled
‘Cause a hacker got your password
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a geek
I would turn on my iPhone
Tell everyone it’s awesome
‘ Cause I can watch porn when I’m alone
I’d swing my sword first
And read the rules as I go
‘Cause really, no one questions
A geek with a sword, and lightning bolts, lightning bolt!
If I were a geek
I think I could understand
How it feels to love myself
I swear I’d be a better nerd
I’d listen to my GM
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the ‘toon you levelled
‘Cause a hacker got your password
And everything you had got destroyed
It’s never too late for you to go back
Say it’s just a mistake
You should take it right back
If you thought Hilton hotter than Leia
You thought wrong
But you’re just a geek
You don’t understand
(And put the Gaiman book down, oh)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you went out more
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the ‘toon you levelled
‘Cause you took the chinaman for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you’re just a geek
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