Iron Edge

Archive => Mafia Archive => The Game (public) => Topic started by: coagulation on August 09, 2011, 02:39:38 am

Title: Creature game day2
Post by: coagulation on August 09, 2011, 02:39:38 am
Ok heres how it works. our creature We will call him "pink" for lack of a better name is a single cell organism right now but each day I will post a poll and everyone votes on what the creature does next. It can evolve or use its environment around it to do whatever you guys can think up. The creature will also Come in contact with other creatures (sometimes these creatures will be from other forums. How those creatures react to our pink creature will be decided by the other forum its from) and how our creature will react to it will be decided by you guys. and updated by me every day.
You will have the following options when you encounter a creature.
Try to fight it ( if it doesnt defend it will lose a limb.. if it defends it does nothing.)
Try to defend against it ( any attacks it launches do nothing )
Try to eat it (will only work if it has 0 limbs)
Try to communicate with it ( can attempt to send a message to other creature)
Try to Mate with it ( can attempt to produce offspring with creature. wont work if rival creature attacks trys to eat you or defends Results are sure to be win dont worry.)
Try to Run
you will also have the following options every day
You can also choose to
Try to Evolve a limb (gains perks)
Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)
Try to Evolve Size/Strength (strength +1 Damages 1 limb for every point it has in strength per attack)
Try to explore (Random encounter will be RNG'd)


But be careful cause if there are other creatures around that decide to attack while your not defending or attacking your creature will be negatively effected. (getting attacked or eaten without defending vrs a monster will result in loss of limbs If your creature ever loses all its limbs it can be killed by an attack and eaten.)
(http://i.imgur.com/qkWEB.png)
Day 1. Creature name = pink
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs 0
 So our little pink blob of primordial goo was just sitting around doing goo stuff when he noticed he wasnt alone.
(http://i.imgur.com/VUdFY.png)
how does our pink creature react to the red creature?

Day2.Our creature has conformed to the laws of the internet and swiftly blob sexed the first thing it found. Our creature now looks like this. yay! all that sex made it grow a limb.
(http://i.imgur.com/G3JDb.png)

 Vote what it will do next.

Day3
(http://i.imgur.com/Kt4CU.png)
+1 Intel.
Day4
(http://i.imgur.com/UH7mu.png) (http://imgur.com/UH7mu)
+1 limb
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 10:37:05 am
...

Why are we trying to mate with it you idiots.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Yoica on August 09, 2011, 10:59:09 am
Are you really that suprised Palmar?
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 11:02:39 am
Are you really that suprised Palmar?

I can't say I am seeing how the thing started off in other forums.

If those guys knew anything about parenting they'd stay the hell away from that red blob :P
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 11:03:29 am
btw, there are other blobs out there, some of which we might meet at some point:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=252471
http://scum.forumgoo.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=209
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1468674

I think there are more
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Hugman on August 09, 2011, 12:13:48 pm
So what?

Rather than playing nuclear warfare on our forums, we are doing some tamagochi shit?

Son, I disappoint.

Palmar lets do Mafia 3: The one where Norway strikes back!

Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 12:34:41 pm
you do realize we might get to eat or stab creatures from other forums!
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Narw on August 09, 2011, 12:59:08 pm
Erm, ok.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 09, 2011, 02:24:41 pm
Should clearly try to grow  a limb so we can hit it.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Abyiss on August 09, 2011, 02:39:06 pm
option to mate .. ofc we are all going to chose that !
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 02:46:00 pm
Wouldn't we like... need a limb so we can actually mate with it.

Otherwise it's mostly dryhumping!
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Yoica on August 09, 2011, 02:47:44 pm
If we grow a limb we wouldn't need to mate :-\
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Hugman on August 09, 2011, 02:52:01 pm
Lets face it, This is an Iron Edge blob.

It is going to eat and fuck everything it comes across until the first one we face who is smart enough to instantly attack us, and we get one-shotted.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Abyiss on August 09, 2011, 03:15:12 pm
BRAID!
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 09, 2011, 05:30:05 pm
Lets face it, This is an Iron Edge blob.

It is going to eat and fuck everything it comes across until the first one we face who is smart enough to instantly attack us, and we get one-shotted.

derp
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 09, 2011, 10:15:00 pm
This is incredible. Go IE blob! Team Tamagochi ftw.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Gozhell on August 10, 2011, 12:41:38 pm
Quote
Our blob can take that first one, no dramas at all ^_^ Bring it on!

"that first one" refering to us I believe seeing as our site was listed first in a previous post. It's on!

Perhaps we should.... make accounts and vote in their polls... and weaken their blobs! It's a masterplan, it cannot fail!
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: delling on August 10, 2011, 12:44:57 pm
Everyone knows that you spend the first few days/weeks growing stats like Intelligence and Limbs!

Mating comes later!
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 10, 2011, 01:20:58 pm
I've been trying to encourage that... but the hormones are hard to deal with.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Sintrael on August 10, 2011, 01:29:53 pm
Considering we need limbs to actually stay alive, we should prolly grow one... that red thing can just eat us as we are now
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 10, 2011, 01:59:40 pm
Day 2: You tried to mate with it but failed due to having no organ to mate with.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Hugman on August 10, 2011, 02:05:38 pm
So, err, how long does day one last?

Also, 20 guests currently viewing this?!?!?!?

Spies from the other forums maybe? Looking to hurt our sex machine?
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 10, 2011, 02:25:17 pm
TL found us... damn them

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=10763192
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Morbid on August 10, 2011, 02:29:36 pm
Come on guys everyone knows we need a limb first to be able to grab shit and hump it.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Gozhell on August 10, 2011, 02:52:10 pm
Any way to unvote the poll and vote again? Oh and was I the only one that stopped reading the options after "Try to Mate with it"?
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 10, 2011, 03:23:43 pm
I think I can edit the poll to allow unvotes, lol :)
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: delling on August 10, 2011, 03:45:12 pm
We can just change the labels on the poll so that the Hump votes magically become Limb votes :P
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 10, 2011, 03:46:26 pm
lol, let's manipulate our way to victory.

btw delling, is there a user group that has no extra access, but is allowed to edit it's posts? so coag can just update this one and reset the poll, instead of having to create a new topic of getting me to do it.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: delling on August 10, 2011, 03:47:10 pm
Ha, I like how the TL guys also tried to hump on day 1. (And Hi TL!)

I can create a group, Palmar.
Title: Re: Creature game day1
Post by: Palmar on August 10, 2011, 03:48:13 pm
please do. he needs to be able to edit his posts, and to edit the poll.

oh, and why is there a windows phone 7 below this thing?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 11, 2011, 01:14:29 am
That's not a limb! That's THE IE BLOB'S MASSIVE MEMBER.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 11, 2011, 07:49:40 am
Guys. GUYS. We need more limbs - think of the many, many limbs we might get as time goes by! LIMMMMMBS!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 11, 2011, 10:36:23 am
Fuck guys, the TL blob is getting pumped!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 11, 2011, 10:39:28 am
Lets just do limbs, we can become the new master hentai tentacle monster!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 11, 2011, 10:46:53 am
Problem with doing too many limbs with not enough intelligence is apparent on the streets of England these days though.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Abyiss on August 11, 2011, 10:47:41 am
I wanted to get buff :(

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/1/1109363.1150315219478.arnold_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 11, 2011, 10:49:31 am
Oh oldschool arnie. He doesnt look like a human being.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 11, 2011, 10:49:37 am
So now that its day 2, do we have a limb or anything?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 11, 2011, 11:38:20 am
So now that its day 2, do we have a limb or anything?

check the op

we sexed our way to a limb
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 11, 2011, 11:39:14 am
Its a weird world where sex gives you limbs but no stds or offspring.

I guess if we try to grow a limb we will get a child.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 11, 2011, 12:27:34 pm
The more the merrier?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 11, 2011, 12:32:19 pm
sex _ALL_ the things!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: coagulation on August 11, 2011, 10:47:25 pm
wow like all the options are neck and neck..
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 12, 2011, 01:21:29 pm
We need a name for the blob, or do we stick with Pink?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 12, 2011, 02:19:07 pm
I think Bob sounds like an appropriate name for a blob.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Grishnag on August 12, 2011, 02:59:18 pm
no no blobbie
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Hugman on August 12, 2011, 03:06:15 pm
Mr Blobby.

You Tube it, if you don't get the reference.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 12, 2011, 03:08:03 pm
Terrible name is terrible
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 12, 2011, 03:09:21 pm
I vote we call him Victor Humpenheim McSpaghetti III
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 12, 2011, 03:10:17 pm
He shall be a blob amongst blobs!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 12, 2011, 03:28:43 pm
BlobIE?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 12, 2011, 08:49:08 pm
You Tube it
:(

-> <-
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Eetion on August 12, 2011, 11:11:28 pm
I vote we call him Victor Humpenheim McSpaghetti III

Approved name :D !, small changed in mind - Victor "von" Humpenheim McSphaghetti III?
kinda like the sound of von Humpenheim
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: coagulation on August 14, 2011, 05:44:03 am
How is this still tied??!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Yoica on August 14, 2011, 08:33:55 am
How is this still tied??!

The vote count has been the same for the past day so I doubt it will change ;D
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 14, 2011, 11:37:14 am
If it's a tie we should be able to evolve two things at the same time!  8)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 14, 2011, 12:28:20 pm
C'mon! DAy 3!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 14, 2011, 01:28:08 pm
Roll a dice?
1,2,3 = int
4,5,6 = str
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 14, 2011, 01:34:56 pm
lol, I since it's been 2 days I think we should just get both.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 14, 2011, 01:49:15 pm
Y'all suck. LIMBS.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: coagulation on August 15, 2011, 07:05:08 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Kt4CU.png)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 15, 2011, 10:34:38 am
LIIIIIMBS
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 15, 2011, 11:05:29 am
Bob the blob has piggy tail!!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 15, 2011, 11:11:17 am
Omg he's BEAUTIFUL!

(Did we lose a day then?)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Skymunken on August 15, 2011, 11:15:41 am
Looks like it.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 15, 2011, 11:39:35 am
I recommend we evolve our Intelligence so that we can invent a time machine allowing us to reclaim our lost day.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 15, 2011, 11:39:49 am
screw that, go strength
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: footmunch on August 15, 2011, 11:45:34 am
more limbs so we can built the time machine faster
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 15, 2011, 11:46:27 am
I'm a little confused, i'd like to know what we can actually gain from growing limbs other than the "+1 to life", cos if we gain special perks from limbs, as well as getting the limb itself then shouldnt we just spam the crap out of them?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Shiftey on August 15, 2011, 11:47:03 am
MORE LIMBS!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 15, 2011, 11:48:41 am
Yup, limbs for me.

I won't be happy until we resemble some kind of hentai monster.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 15, 2011, 11:58:29 am
Guess Coagulation doesn't know us very well it seems.

Make a plan so we won't get ties in the voting. Make up plans mwhoahahaha  :P
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Cwave on August 15, 2011, 12:04:35 pm
I want some form of glands, that secrete digestive juices. You never know when those will come in handy.

Or a triple-deployed venom launcher on our back that also functions as our way to impress the ladies.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Hugman on August 15, 2011, 12:09:39 pm
Strength all the way!

It is survival of the fittest, not the most-limbed.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 15, 2011, 12:14:26 pm
Hug you die when u have no limbs left and u get eaten it seems so then by your own logic.. MOAR LIMBS?!

Limbs seem to be defense and offense as well as giving you 'special perks'
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 15, 2011, 12:46:43 pm
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?

I want a venom launcher!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: kagemoth on August 15, 2011, 03:17:05 pm
Why the fuck are so few interested in intelligence. If our minion becomes smart enough it can probably kill with its mind alone!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Nachmanun on August 15, 2011, 03:19:20 pm
Having a big brain won't get you laid, but having big limbs will.

Limbs.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 15, 2011, 03:21:36 pm
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?

I want a venom launcher!

A limb can BE a venom launcher. Vote limbs!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 15, 2011, 03:22:47 pm
Strength all the way!

It is survival of the fittest, not the most-limbed.

Those in possession of most limbs are the fittest.

LIMBS.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: kagemoth on August 15, 2011, 03:34:51 pm
LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!

(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/2295/preggyloevtentaclemonst.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/preggyloevtentaclemonst.png/)

LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Starbrow on August 15, 2011, 05:46:28 pm
LIMBS!

(http://www.soest.hawaii.edu/HURL/gallery/squid.jpg)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Veilas on August 16, 2011, 01:50:04 am
Limbs ofc!

(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1830/azathoth.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/azathoth.jpg/)

Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Abyiss on August 16, 2011, 12:40:43 pm
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?

I want a venom launcher!

Im sure you ment Barb Strangler .. so i'll forgive you.

(http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m560101a_P1MB5.jpg)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Daekesh on August 16, 2011, 02:51:30 pm
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-nice-try.jpg)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 16, 2011, 04:57:21 pm
Man, I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread while working. Now I have a boner.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 16, 2011, 05:26:00 pm
Skip to 40 secs.

Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Grishnag on August 16, 2011, 06:12:23 pm
i... i want to post some god damn tentacle hentai but it would feel wrong
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Cwave on August 17, 2011, 09:36:49 am
Status on our venom-penis we ordered?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 17, 2011, 01:29:45 pm
I guess Coagulation is trying to draw something that does our new blob justice :P
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: coagulation on August 17, 2011, 09:21:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/UH7mu.png)
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 17, 2011, 09:25:07 pm
Fly, my pretty, FLY!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Nachmanun on August 17, 2011, 09:29:16 pm
IT'S ALIIIIIVE
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 17, 2011, 09:30:07 pm
MARVELLOUS. Now, onwards and upwards, and outwards and spinning, ALWAYS SPINNING towards freedom, freedom with more and more limbs!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Morbid on August 17, 2011, 09:33:40 pm
More int or str, it got wings and limbs now, lets make it a smart little Blobie.
Int for me.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Nachmanun on August 17, 2011, 09:34:54 pm
Yeah, would suck to have bread a limbecile.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 17, 2011, 09:36:16 pm
At what point do we want to explore?

I'm fairly confident that we're attractive enough to find a mate. Perhaps that's the best way to get a venom launcher -- find a female with a venom launcher... and show it our limb.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 17, 2011, 09:37:56 pm
We want to explore once we have ammassed a sufficient amount of limbage. As an aside, you can never have enough limbs. Min/max, you know how it is.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Nachmanun on August 17, 2011, 09:38:42 pm
Or if we go for strength we can just force whatever suitable female.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Shiftey on August 17, 2011, 09:59:16 pm
Let's evolve size and strength! We can grow to be a big fat dragon!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Sintrael on August 18, 2011, 10:12:48 am
Ahaha Nach,

I'm down with more limbs tbh, i want to see what else we can grow! Surely some sort of venom launcher is the next logical step.

Also, can we fly with those wings..?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Cwave on August 18, 2011, 11:55:20 am
We need int or we cant control those wings!

INT!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 18, 2011, 11:57:42 am
screw it.

Octopus tactics go!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Cwave on August 18, 2011, 11:59:52 am
Octupossesseseses are very smart!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Vorte on August 18, 2011, 01:22:41 pm
Strong charmander imo
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Hugman on August 20, 2011, 11:43:41 am
This game sucks balls compared to Mafia.

And a day is not a random assignment of time, which fluctuates wildly.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Skymunken on August 20, 2011, 12:06:39 pm
I'll have to agree with Hugman here. At least on the day thing.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 20, 2011, 08:53:25 pm
such a drag hugman.

But you do know there are ton of active mafia communities out there?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Daekesh on August 20, 2011, 09:17:46 pm
They aren't our community though, are they?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Skymunken on August 20, 2011, 09:30:06 pm
What happened to the nuclear warfare Mafia game?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Kawe / Dave on August 20, 2011, 09:31:22 pm
This game sucks balls compared to Mafia.

And a day is not a random assignment of time, which fluctuates wildly.

I disagree, this is way better per amount of effort at least :D
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Palmar on August 20, 2011, 09:33:25 pm
What happened to the nuclear warfare Mafia game?

We didn't get enough signups, so it's postponed until fall
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Cwave on August 22, 2011, 01:34:05 pm
Status on our limb?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Shiftey on August 22, 2011, 01:53:00 pm
Our 1 day has reached at least 120 hours by now, strange world we all live in.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Eetion on August 22, 2011, 09:12:04 pm
Strange dem dayz are, longer and longer they seem to become.
Where is our limb for blobIE?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Abyiss on August 22, 2011, 09:12:58 pm
ET!!!!
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Eetion on August 22, 2011, 10:15:16 pm
Benie :)!!!?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Eetion on August 23, 2011, 06:28:46 pm
Bump for Creature update :<?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Eetion on August 26, 2011, 06:06:26 pm
So creature is dead? 9 days since our last update - so i suppose it is?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Skymunken on August 26, 2011, 06:11:35 pm
I think it is safe to presume so.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: kagemoth on August 26, 2011, 06:29:31 pm
I think its cause there wasnt enough interaction / stratagey involved. It's just tentacles really on a tamagochi.
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: delling on August 26, 2011, 07:09:56 pm
Don't say such horrible things about Blobie! He lives on in my heart...
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Gozhell on August 27, 2011, 12:15:43 am
Do you guys think there's a heaven for blobs?
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Grishnag on August 27, 2011, 12:27:08 am
Looking like that? i think hell would be a better option
Title: Re: Creature game day2
Post by: Daekesh on August 27, 2011, 01:30:23 am
Looking like that? i think hell would be a better option

It's already had Hell on earth after spending all those years with Noel Edmunds.