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Iron Edge => Recruitment => Friends and Family Recruitment => Topic started by: Guanoape on April 21, 2009, 06:42:01 pm

Title: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Guanoape on April 21, 2009, 06:42:01 pm
These men walked up to me

(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Sarah/villagepeople.jpg)

and this is what they said:

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It's fun to stay at the IRON EDGE
It's fun to stay at the IRON EDGE

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the IRON EDGE
It's fun to stay at the IRON EDGE

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the IRON EDGE.
I'm sure they can help you today.

I was asked to make an application like everyone else, so here it is!

I will skip the introduction part because most people know who I am by now (I hope). I quit the game because I was bored again. I didn't like the direction feral was going in and I didn't have the motivation to level my rogue or warlock, so I quit. Looking back it was a good decision, because it gave me enough time to focus on some really important classes at university.
I reactivated my account 2 weeks ago and started leveling my rogue (3.1 buttfucked feral), currently level 77. I'll probably hit 80 sometime this week (or weekend), depending on how hardcore I feel. It's getting kinda lonely without a guild though.

I don't really care about other guilds, I want to be part of IE again. I have a bad habit of quitting and returning again, but surely you still love me.

- Guanoape/Ninian/Tomato/Reroller Extraordinaire
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: delling on April 21, 2009, 06:44:24 pm
Denied.

Be more creative with the lyrics, and we'll see.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Guanoape on April 21, 2009, 07:04:38 pm
There's nothing to change because it's all true  >:(
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Guanoape on April 21, 2009, 09:45:45 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/21/128848166969833390.jpg)

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Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Vorte on April 21, 2009, 10:44:03 pm
This video is not available in your country.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Vorte on April 22, 2009, 07:40:22 pm
Give Guano! Now!
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Palmar on April 23, 2009, 01:59:36 pm
yeah I want this guy in. He's cute.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Cwave on April 23, 2009, 02:07:08 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Hugman on April 23, 2009, 02:15:11 pm
He did arena with Vorte and the team lasted for more than a day. He faithfully carried Vorte to pvp mediocrity and had the balls to post a video about it.

He deserves a medal.

Has my vote.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Palmar on April 23, 2009, 02:56:29 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.

A channel with no demotes...

A channel where not raging is frowned upon...

A channel where none of the pve fags share their "wisdom" on pvp...

A channel where "you're scissors, paper is fine and nerf rock" is a valid logic...

A channel where our dreams come true!

/join iepvp
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: delling on April 23, 2009, 03:05:30 pm
Has my vote.

The channel, that is.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Cwave on April 23, 2009, 03:15:51 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.


All 4 of the non pve-ing pvp-ers....?  ;)
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Palmar on April 23, 2009, 03:20:59 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.


All 4 of the non pve-ing pvp-ers....?  ;)

DURR I R SMART AND TROLL LOL
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Ahkailon on April 23, 2009, 03:39:46 pm
Give Guano! And Ape!
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Cwave on April 23, 2009, 03:46:04 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.


All 4 of the non pve-ing pvp-ers....?  ;)

DURR I R SMART AND TROLL LOL

the secret channel is a lie? :(
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Palmar on April 23, 2009, 03:48:15 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.


All 4 of the non pve-ing pvp-ers....?  ;)

DURR I R SMART AND TROLL LOL

the secret channel is a lie? :(

SOMEONE CALL THE COAST GUARD

WE'VE REACHED OUR QUOTE QUOTA
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Goza on April 23, 2009, 03:59:23 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I heard a rumour that Vorte is trying to gather up the pvp-ers in a seperate iepvp channel.


All 4 of the non pve-ing pvp-ers....?  ;)

DURR I R SMART AND TROLL LOL

the secret channel is a lie? :(

SOMEONE CALL THE COAST GUARD

WE'VE REACHED OUR QUOTE QUOTA

there u go
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-connery-gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Guanoape on April 23, 2009, 04:11:41 pm
If you can cut down on the drama about this game and its pvp( aka the ongoing whining/nagging about how the game isnt balanced etc), you've got my vote.

 ;D

I'll give it a try  :D

So, on a serious note. What will it take for me to get back in the guild? Just wondering if I have a chance here.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: delling on April 23, 2009, 04:28:41 pm
Re-write the lyrics properly, as I said.

Put some effort into it, serial quitter.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Palmar on April 23, 2009, 07:18:57 pm
Re-write the lyrics properly, as I said.

Put some effort into it, serial quitter.

Usually I don't go with Delling's trolling, but this one might turn out to be interesting.

Give us proper lyrics...
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Morbid on April 24, 2009, 12:39:19 am
 :'(

Goza managed to totaly destroy the vieuw/adoration of my "hero" with just posting one pic.
BAD BAD BAD GOZA!!

Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Guanoape on April 24, 2009, 12:42:17 pm
By popular request, here are the new and improved YMCA lyrics. Take it as a token of my gratitude  ;)

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Delling, this is not a bad dream
I said Delling, no more blowing off steam
I said Delling, rejoice with you and your team
Cause I’m really back again

Palmar, this song was made for you too
I said Palmar, do you know what to do,
You can stay here, or you can get back online
To invite me for good times.

It’s fun to stay at the Iron Edge
It’s fun to stay at the Iron Edge

They have all of the serbs, whose presence you might enjoy
You can B-raid with all the boys

It’s fun to stay at the Iron Edge
It’s fun to stay at the Iron Edge

You can eat some lead, while playing Left 4 Dead,
Or you can troll Brother instead.

© Guanoape 2009

Full album coming out winter '09
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: Hugman on April 24, 2009, 12:53:32 pm
   That wasn't actually half bad. I was reading it with the song mentally playing in my head, and it fit quite well.

I think we should get him to sing it on vent first, and then rate him on that.
Title: Re: Guanoape III: Return of the Reroller
Post by: delling on April 24, 2009, 01:33:11 pm
Bravo!

Yeah, next up, Youtube it.