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Title: Man dies having sex with Shiftey.
Post by: Destro on August 11, 2010, 04:23:19 AM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html

;D

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Post by: Yoica on August 11, 2010, 07:32:24 AM

I.... I... I... just don't know how to respond to this new depth of humanity.

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Post by: Superchan on August 11, 2010, 09:55:34 AM

that's sad on so many levels

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Post by: kagemoth on August 11, 2010, 10:45:33 AM

i loled

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Post by: delling on August 11, 2010, 11:27:50 AM

Kinda sad that he died of hypothermia...

I would've thought you could survive a single night outside, without any clothes on... but apparently not!

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Post by: Daekesh on August 11, 2010, 12:09:39 PM

Perhaps, but with the blood loss...

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Post by: kagir on August 11, 2010, 01:05:38 PM

Heavily dependent on precipitation and wind factors. I doubt he was sheltered in any way hugging that tree :S

Sad story!

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Post by: Kilizion on August 11, 2010, 01:44:59 PM

Learn to heal shiftey...

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Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on August 11, 2010, 02:21:24 PM

Would you really heal a guy that was raping you?

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Post by: Cojche on August 13, 2010, 12:06:56 AM

I think Shiftey dispelled him in the wrong time. :(

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Post by: Rucious on August 13, 2010, 12:49:24 AM

I think Shiftey is in forest now, hiding?

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