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Iron Edge => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lycanus on September 23, 2010, 03:41:39 pm

Title: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Lycanus on September 23, 2010, 03:41:39 pm
What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating......

            1-  Remove your lap top from its bag
            2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
            3- Turn on
            4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
            5- Turn on the Internet
            6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
            7- Take a deep breath and open this site:
                http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
           8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Abyiss on September 23, 2010, 03:50:49 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: shankski on September 23, 2010, 04:00:32 pm
HAHAHA nice one
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on September 23, 2010, 04:05:05 pm
sad thing is that such pranks can actually put you in prison, atleast in denmark you can.
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Palmar on September 23, 2010, 04:12:52 pm
you can probably get away with this one, especially if the arabic just says something like "time until one minute has passed since you loaded the page"
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Abyiss on September 23, 2010, 04:13:38 pm
Could get u killed by an air marshal .. head shot outright.... well probably not as he could penetrate the hull and decompress the plain and kill everyone... yeh arrested for sure XD
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Cheerycoke on September 23, 2010, 04:14:18 pm
hahahaha
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Imperfection on September 23, 2010, 06:12:48 pm
ANUS YOU RACIST/PREJUDICE BASTARD... ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Yathezai on September 23, 2010, 06:15:26 pm
Hahahaha, that shit is just pure gold. But ye, you'd probably get arrested for doing so, in the Netherlands it's a couple of years jail for mentioning, implying or saying anything that has to do with terrorism. If they check your bags and you make a funny like "the bomb is in the other bag" you're pretty much fucked.  :P
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Lycanus on September 24, 2010, 12:38:41 am
lol i thought it was funny xD

btw

ANUS YOU RACIST/PREJUDICE BASTARD... ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!

LOVE U RAISIN <3
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Smorisha on September 25, 2010, 04:37:14 pm
Looool thats some funny stuff. Not that I know arabic language but I doubt that it says bomb or anything in that text. You can hardly get arrested for some countdown animation...
Funniest of all is randomness of that stuff since it redirects you to so bicycle site when it gets to zero... http://www.find-a-bike.de/
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Ameliorate on September 27, 2010, 04:55:24 am
The kind of marketing only the Germans can get away with, awesome
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Cinn on September 27, 2010, 08:35:36 am
plain awesome
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Evilblaze on September 28, 2010, 11:44:47 am
HAHA nice one Aynis

but if the person next to you understand

what written will rofl on u  8)
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Cinn on September 29, 2010, 12:50:05 pm
HAHA nice one Aynis

but if the person next to you understand

what written will rofl on u  8)

what does it say in arabic then?:o
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Kilizion on September 29, 2010, 12:53:34 pm
The arabic text is actually non sensical it means nothing, and the speech is actually a soppy song about love and some other shit. If anyone who knows arabic saw it they'd just laugh at you. :P He's right.
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Gaeios(Graxlos) on September 29, 2010, 12:56:08 pm
Inciting fear is enough to get arrested here, even just joking about terrorism while in an airport or a plane... 
Looool thats some funny stuff. Not that I know arabic language but I doubt that it says bomb or anything in that text. You can hardly get arrested for some countdown animation...
Funniest of all is randomness of that stuff since it redirects you to so bicycle site when it gets to zero... http://www.find-a-bike.de/
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: shankski on September 29, 2010, 01:35:32 pm
Kili biggest arab EU

(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1860/raouf.jpg)
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Skymunken on September 29, 2010, 02:51:58 pm
Kili is a white black person.
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Kilizion on September 29, 2010, 03:03:36 pm
Kili biggest arab EU

(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1860/raouf.jpg)

Your photoshop skills are second to none. :P
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: delling on September 29, 2010, 03:18:52 pm
re: joking about bombing -- that guy who joked about bombing an airport, on Twitter, is in trial at the moment: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/24/twitter-joke-trial-bomb-threat
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Doomslay on September 29, 2010, 03:33:25 pm
Nice to see Yorkshire police tax money going to good use
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: shankski on September 29, 2010, 03:39:29 pm
re: joking about bombing -- that guy who joked about bombing an airport, on Twitter, is in trial at the moment: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/24/twitter-joke-trial-bomb-threat

£1000 fine jeezuz, it quite clearly a joke too
fkkn terrorists
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Inphy on September 29, 2010, 03:40:54 pm
Haha the one about facebook at the bottom made me giggle. I can slightly understand that they arrest that guy, or at least interview him. But they're making a case out of it. That's hilarious, even a retard can figure out that they're just joking.
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Cheerycoke on September 29, 2010, 04:53:09 pm
damn kili you got the look!
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Goza on September 30, 2010, 12:34:57 pm
Screw stuxnet, let's hack people's twitter accounts and have them arrested by the police!
Title: Re: wat to do with iratating passenger next to u!
Post by: Smorisha on October 01, 2010, 08:48:19 pm
Inciting fear is enough to get arrested here, even just joking about terrorism while in an airport or a plane... 
Looool thats some funny stuff. Not that I know arabic language but I doubt that it says bomb or anything in that text. You can hardly get arrested for some countdown animation...
Funniest of all is randomness of that stuff since it redirects you to so bicycle site when it gets to zero... http://www.find-a-bike.de/
A random "i love u in the ear" song and text that has nothing to do with terrorism. The fact that its all in arabic doesn't make it diffent.