Poll
Question:
What does our single cell creature do
Option 1: Try to Evolve a limb
votes: 15
Option 2: Try to Evolve intelligence
votes: 9
Option 3: Try to Evolve Size/Strength
votes: 11
Option 4: Try to explore
votes: 3
Ok heres how it works. our creature We will call him "pink" for lack of a better name is a single cell organism right now but each day I will post a poll and everyone votes on what the creature does next. It can evolve or use its environment around it to do whatever you guys can think up. The creature will also Come in contact with other creatures (sometimes these creatures will be from other forums. How those creatures react to our pink creature will be decided by the other forum its from) and how our creature will react to it will be decided by you guys. and updated by me every day.
You will have the following options when you encounter a creature.
Try to fight it ( if it doesnt defend it will lose a limb.. if it defends it does nothing.)
Try to defend against it ( any attacks it launches do nothing )
Try to eat it (will only work if it has 0 limbs)
Try to communicate with it ( can attempt to send a message to other creature)
Try to Mate with it ( can attempt to produce offspring with creature. wont work if rival creature attacks trys to eat you or defends Results are sure to be win dont worry.)
Try to Run
you will also have the following options every day
You can also choose to
Try to Evolve a limb (gains perks)
Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)
Try to Evolve Size/Strength (strength +1 Damages 1 limb for every point it has in strength per attack)
Try to explore (Random encounter will be RNG'd)
But be careful cause if there are other creatures around that decide to attack while your not defending or attacking your creature will be negatively effected. (getting attacked or eaten without defending vrs a monster will result in loss of limbs If your creature ever loses all its limbs it can be killed by an attack and eaten.)
(http://i.imgur.com/qkWEB.png)
Day 1. Creature name = pink
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs 0
So our little pink blob of primordial goo was just sitting around doing goo stuff when he noticed he wasnt alone.
(http://i.imgur.com/VUdFY.png)
how does our pink creature react to the red creature?
Day2.Our creature has conformed to the laws of the internet and swiftly blob sexed the first thing it found. Our creature now looks like this. yay! all that sex made it grow a limb.
(http://i.imgur.com/G3JDb.png)
Vote what it will do next.
Day3
(http://i.imgur.com/Kt4CU.png)
+1 Intel.
Day4
(http://i.imgur.com/UH7mu.png) (http://imgur.com/UH7mu)
+1 limb
...
Why are we trying to mate with it you idiots.
Are you really that suprised Palmar?
Quote from: Yoica on August 09, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Are you really that suprised Palmar?
I can't say I am seeing how the thing started off in other forums.
If those guys knew anything about parenting they'd stay the hell away from that red blob :P
btw, there are other blobs out there, some of which we might meet at some point:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=252471
http://scum.forumgoo.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=209
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1468674
I think there are more
So what?
Rather than playing nuclear warfare on our forums, we are doing some tamagochi shit?
Son, I disappoint.
Palmar lets do Mafia 3: The one where Norway strikes back!
you do realize we might get to eat or stab creatures from other forums!
Erm, ok.
Should clearly try to grow a limb so we can hit it.
option to mate .. ofc we are all going to chose that !
Wouldn't we like... need a limb so we can actually mate with it.
Otherwise it's mostly dryhumping!
If we grow a limb we wouldn't need to mate :-\
Lets face it, This is an Iron Edge blob.
It is going to eat and fuck everything it comes across until the first one we face who is smart enough to instantly attack us, and we get one-shotted.
BRAID!
Quote from: Hugman on August 09, 2011, 02:52:01 PM
Lets face it, This is an Iron Edge blob.
It is going to eat and fuck everything it comes across until the first one we face who is smart enough to instantly attack us, and we get one-shotted.
derp
This is incredible. Go IE blob! Team Tamagochi ftw.
QuoteOur blob can take that first one, no dramas at all ^_^ Bring it on!
"that first one" refering to us I believe seeing as our site was listed first in a previous post. It's on!
Perhaps we should.... make accounts and vote in their polls... and weaken their blobs! It's a masterplan, it cannot fail!
Everyone knows that you spend the first few days/weeks growing stats like Intelligence and Limbs!
Mating comes later!
I've been trying to encourage that... but the hormones are hard to deal with.
Considering we need limbs to actually stay alive, we should prolly grow one... that red thing can just eat us as we are now
Day 2: You tried to mate with it but failed due to having no organ to mate with.
So, err, how long does day one last?
Also, 20 guests currently viewing this?!?!?!?
Spies from the other forums maybe? Looking to hurt our sex machine?
TL found us... damn them
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=10763192
Come on guys everyone knows we need a limb first to be able to grab shit and hump it.
Any way to unvote the poll and vote again? Oh and was I the only one that stopped reading the options after "Try to Mate with it"?
I think I can edit the poll to allow unvotes, lol :)
We can just change the labels on the poll so that the Hump votes magically become Limb votes :P
lol, let's manipulate our way to victory.
btw delling, is there a user group that has no extra access, but is allowed to edit it's posts? so coag can just update this one and reset the poll, instead of having to create a new topic of getting me to do it.
Ha, I like how the TL guys also tried to hump on day 1. (And Hi TL!)
I can create a group, Palmar.
please do. he needs to be able to edit his posts, and to edit the poll.
oh, and why is there a windows phone 7 below this thing?
That's not a limb! That's THE IE BLOB'S MASSIVE MEMBER.
Guys. GUYS. We need more limbs - think of the many, many limbs we might get as time goes by! LIMMMMMBS!
Fuck guys, the TL blob is getting pumped!
Lets just do limbs, we can become the new master hentai tentacle monster!
Problem with doing too many limbs with not enough intelligence is apparent on the streets of England these days though.
I wanted to get buff :(
(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/1/1109363.1150315219478.arnold_2.jpg)
Oh oldschool arnie. He doesnt look like a human being.
So now that its day 2, do we have a limb or anything?
Quote from: Sintrael on August 11, 2011, 10:49:37 AM
So now that its day 2, do we have a limb or anything?
check the op
we sexed our way to a limb
Its a weird world where sex gives you limbs but no stds or offspring.
I guess if we try to grow a limb we will get a child.
The more the merrier?
sex _ALL_ the things!
wow like all the options are neck and neck..
We need a name for the blob, or do we stick with Pink?
I think Bob sounds like an appropriate name for a blob.
no no blobbie
Mr Blobby.
You Tube it, if you don't get the reference.
Terrible name is terrible
I vote we call him Victor Humpenheim McSpaghetti III
He shall be a blob amongst blobs!
BlobIE?
Quote from: Kawe on August 12, 2011, 03:09:21 PM
I vote we call him Victor Humpenheim McSpaghetti III
Approved name :D !, small changed in mind - Victor "von" Humpenheim McSphaghetti III?
kinda like the sound of von Humpenheim
How is this still tied??!
Quote from: coagulation on August 14, 2011, 05:44:03 AM
How is this still tied??!
The vote count has been the same for the past day so I doubt it will change ;D
If it's a tie we should be able to evolve two things at the same time! 8)
C'mon! DAy 3!
Roll a dice?
1,2,3 = int
4,5,6 = str
lol, I since it's been 2 days I think we should just get both.
Y'all suck. LIMBS.
(http://i.imgur.com/Kt4CU.png)
LIIIIIMBS
Bob the blob has piggy tail!!
Omg he's BEAUTIFUL!
(Did we lose a day then?)
Looks like it.
I recommend we evolve our Intelligence so that we can invent a time machine allowing us to reclaim our lost day.
screw that, go strength
more limbs so we can built the time machine faster
I'm a little confused, i'd like to know what we can actually gain from growing limbs other than the "+1 to life", cos if we gain special perks from limbs, as well as getting the limb itself then shouldnt we just spam the crap out of them?
MORE LIMBS!
Yup, limbs for me.
I won't be happy until we resemble some kind of hentai monster.
Guess Coagulation doesn't know us very well it seems.
Make a plan so we won't get ties in the voting. Make up plans mwhoahahaha :P
I want some form of glands, that secrete digestive juices. You never know when those will come in handy.
Or a triple-deployed venom launcher on our back that also functions as our way to impress the ladies.
Strength all the way!
It is survival of the fittest, not the most-limbed.
Hug you die when u have no limbs left and u get eaten it seems so then by your own logic.. MOAR LIMBS?!
Limbs seem to be defense and offense as well as giving you 'special perks'
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?
I want a venom launcher!
Why the fuck are so few interested in intelligence. If our minion becomes smart enough it can probably kill with its mind alone!
Having a big brain won't get you laid, but having big limbs will.
Limbs.
Quote from: delling on August 15, 2011, 12:46:43 PM
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?
I want a venom launcher!
A limb can BE a venom launcher. Vote limbs!
Quote from: Hugman on August 15, 2011, 12:09:39 PM
Strength all the way!
It is survival of the fittest, not the most-limbed.
Those in possession of most limbs
are the fittest.
LIMBS.
LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/2295/preggyloevtentaclemonst.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/preggyloevtentaclemonst.png/)
LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!! LIMBS!!!
LIMBS!
(http://www.soest.hawaii.edu/HURL/gallery/squid.jpg)
Limbs ofc!
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1830/azathoth.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/azathoth.jpg/)
Quote from: delling on August 15, 2011, 12:46:43 PM
Cwave makes a fair point. How come we can only evolve limbs, strength, and intelligence?
I want a venom launcher!
Im sure you ment Barb Strangler .. so i'll forgive you.
(http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m560101a_P1MB5.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-nice-try.jpg)
Man, I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread while working. Now I have a boner.
i... i want to post some god damn tentacle hentai but it would feel wrong
Status on our venom-penis we ordered?
I guess Coagulation is trying to draw something that does our new blob justice :P
(http://i.imgur.com/UH7mu.png)
Fly, my pretty, FLY!
IT'S ALIIIIIVE
MARVELLOUS. Now, onwards and upwards, and outwards and spinning, ALWAYS SPINNING towards freedom, freedom with more and more limbs!
More int or str, it got wings and limbs now, lets make it a smart little Blobie.
Int for me.
Yeah, would suck to have bread a limbecile.
At what point do we want to explore?
I'm fairly confident that we're attractive enough to find a mate. Perhaps that's the best way to get a venom launcher -- find a female with a venom launcher... and show it our limb.
We want to explore once we have ammassed a sufficient amount of limbage. As an aside, you can never have enough limbs. Min/max, you know how it is.
Or if we go for strength we can just force whatever suitable female.
Let's evolve size and strength! We can grow to be a big fat dragon!
Ahaha Nach,
I'm down with more limbs tbh, i want to see what else we can grow! Surely some sort of venom launcher is the next logical step.
Also, can we fly with those wings..?
We need int or we cant control those wings!
INT!
screw it.
Octopus tactics go!
Octupossesseseses are very smart!
Strong charmander imo
This game sucks balls compared to Mafia.
And a day is not a random assignment of time, which fluctuates wildly.
I'll have to agree with Hugman here. At least on the day thing.
such a drag hugman.
But you do know there are ton of active mafia communities out there?
They aren't our community though, are they?
What happened to the nuclear warfare Mafia game?
Quote from: Hugman on August 20, 2011, 11:43:41 AM
This game sucks balls compared to Mafia.
And a day is not a random assignment of time, which fluctuates wildly.
I disagree, this is way better per amount of effort at least :D
Quote from: Skymunken on August 20, 2011, 09:30:06 PM
What happened to the nuclear warfare Mafia game?
We didn't get enough signups, so it's postponed until fall
Status on our limb?
Our 1 day has reached at least 120 hours by now, strange world we all live in.
Strange dem dayz are, longer and longer they seem to become.
Where is our limb for blobIE?
ET!!!!
Benie :)!!!?
Bump for Creature update :<?
So creature is dead? 9 days since our last update - so i suppose it is?
I think it is safe to presume so.
I think its cause there wasnt enough interaction / stratagey involved. It's just tentacles really on a tamagochi.
Don't say such horrible things about Blobie! He lives on in my heart...
Do you guys think there's a heaven for blobs?
Looking like that? i think hell would be a better option
Quote from: Grishnag on August 27, 2011, 12:27:08 AM
Looking like that? i think hell would be a better option
It's already had Hell on earth after spending all those years with Noel Edmunds.