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 Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!



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September 02, 2015, 10:13:36 pm
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Offline Nemiron

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Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:13:36 pm »
So basically, Caaster aka Chris, had a long snapstreak (as long as 14 entire days) with this allegedly hot girl. Today however, he made the jarring discovery that the snapstreak had been lost. In a sociopathic display of lack of emotion, Chris responded that he did not feel anything when this happened.

I want you to put on your nice soft gloves around Caaster the next raid as this is quite the sensitive issue. Or at least use lube.

Journalist, reporter and media mogul Nemiron over and out.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 10:16:42 pm by Nemiron »
"In my spare time I go out with friends (and smoke some weed ofc :P)."

"Shame the helicopter chick died though, i loved her (and her tits, my god they could have added some extra 3D to those)."

"Sorry I'm retarded :P"

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September 02, 2015, 10:23:29 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 10:23:29 pm »
wtf is a snapstreak

September 02, 2015, 10:34:26 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 10:34:26 pm »
wtf is a snapstreak

Ok, so there is an app on the iPhone/Androidphone/any other phone platform called Snapchat, where you send pictures to each other, and the picture disappears after a certain set time, never to be seen again. So its basically the safest way to send a dick pic.

Anyway, in this app, there is something called a snapstreak, which is used to signify the amount of consecutive days two people have sent each other pictures or "snapchats".
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 10:38:13 pm by Nemiron »
"In my spare time I go out with friends (and smoke some weed ofc :P)."

"Shame the helicopter chick died though, i loved her (and her tits, my god they could have added some extra 3D to those)."

"Sorry I'm retarded :P"

- Quotes from a truly wise man

September 02, 2015, 10:37:17 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 10:37:17 pm »
CENSORED
« Last Edit: September 12, 2015, 03:20:03 pm by Atlanteans »

September 02, 2015, 11:56:11 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2015, 11:56:11 pm »
wtf is a snapstreak

Ok, so there is an app on the iPhone/Androidphone/any other phone platform called Snapchat, where you send pictures to each other, and the picture disappears after a certain set time, never to be seen again. So its basically the safest way to send a dick pic.

Anyway, in this app, there is something called a snapstreak, which is used to signify the amount of consecutive days two people have sent each other pictures or "snapchats".


 look at temporary dick pic, take screenshot on phone. dick pic saved forever. Totaly safe ":D
*You guys are taking this way to seriously!*

September 03, 2015, 03:06:20 am
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2015, 03:06:20 am »
wtf is a snapstreak

Ok, so there is an app on the iPhone/Androidphone/any other phone platform called Snapchat, where you send pictures to each other, and the picture disappears after a certain set time, never to be seen again. So its basically the safest way to send a dick pic.

Anyway, in this app, there is something called a snapstreak, which is used to signify the amount of consecutive days two people have sent each other pictures or "snapchats".


 look at temporary dick pic, take screenshot on phone. dick pic saved forever. Totaly safe ":D

wow you sure seem to have this whole "sexual offender" thing down
"In my spare time I go out with friends (and smoke some weed ofc :P)."

"Shame the helicopter chick died though, i loved her (and her tits, my god they could have added some extra 3D to those)."

"Sorry I'm retarded :P"

- Quotes from a truly wise man

September 03, 2015, 03:22:11 am
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2015, 03:22:11 am »
wtf is a snapstreak

Ok, so there is an app on the iPhone/Androidphone/any other phone platform called Snapchat, where you send pictures to each other, and the picture disappears after a certain set time, never to be seen again. So its basically the safest way to send a dick pic.

Anyway, in this app, there is something called a snapstreak, which is used to signify the amount of consecutive days two people have sent each other pictures or "snapchats".


 look at temporary dick pic, take screenshot on phone. dick pic saved forever. Totaly safe ":D

wow you sure seem to have this whole "sexual offender" thing down

no im just not a simpleton and know phones can take screenshots :D
*You guys are taking this way to seriously!*

September 03, 2015, 09:17:01 am
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2015, 09:17:01 am »

no im just not a simpleton and know phones can take screenshots :D and likes dick pics

Fixed it for you

September 03, 2015, 11:57:36 am
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2015, 11:57:36 am »

no im just not a simpleton and know phones can take screenshots :D

- But then the girl would be offended if you screenshot, and the magic would most likely be ruined.
- It's all about enjoying it in smaller portions until it leads to something greater.

September 03, 2015, 03:29:53 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2015, 03:29:53 pm »


too ez
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September 03, 2015, 03:32:32 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2015, 03:32:32 pm »
A quote that will be remembered for generations to come

September 03, 2015, 04:01:45 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2015, 04:01:45 pm »
hahahahaha, that's hillarious.

 - Srsly though, fu rash

September 03, 2015, 04:50:54 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2015, 04:50:54 pm »
Wow sometimes I forget rash has other talents than yelling on teamspeak!
"In my spare time I go out with friends (and smoke some weed ofc :P)."

"Shame the helicopter chick died though, i loved her (and her tits, my god they could have added some extra 3D to those)."

"Sorry I'm retarded :P"

- Quotes from a truly wise man

September 03, 2015, 05:13:01 pm
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Re: Breaking news, you wont believe what just happened!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2015, 05:13:01 pm »
Well played rash, caster I'm afraid you just got served.
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