Guacamole Act of 2008

[tranquilite]

Well, the current atmospheric conditions observable at my current geographical location are less than optimal, what with there being a rather large layer of - what I can only assume to be - dihydrogenmonoxide stuck in a perpetual cycle of evaporation and condensation blocking the sun. Add that to a slow day on the tubes, and I just got a tad bored.

Without anything else to do, I thought to myself "Why not yield to the wishes of Archz and write an application? 'tis not like you have anything better to do, besides, it might be fun".
So, there, that would be why I'm dumping some weird thread in your nice forum.

This being an application (of indeterminate kind ), I assume there to be a need for me to ramble on write some details about me, so y'all can scrutinize my application properly. This assumption actually builds upon the assumption that I'm not a moron, another assumption which - incidentially - happens to be a flawed idea, since a moron could not be able to grasp the finer concepts of the universe, which tend to be a prerequisite in order to make that distinction. Observing now that I'm basing assumption on another assumption which may or may not be true under completely random circumstances, I would probably go under the definition of moron put forth by Umberto Eco.

Moving on.
I am to be found on Dunemaul - doing absolutely nothing meaningful - under the alias Thaleck. I am an obnoxious, cynical and narcissistic misanthrope. I get my kicks from insulting and manipulating people in my own special ways. I express very few feelings, less than Vorte (Whom I have discovered, doth bleed small fluffy animals when cut) but still have not gotten the officil social stamp of cold-hearted bastard. Oh, but I'm getting there, having now one person with the sensibility to call me by the derisive descriptor of the anus.
If we have had a previous encounter on the internet, the chances are rather large that I have - at more than one occasion - insulted you, and am still cursing your name in my dreams.

I prefer to consider my style a slight derivative of the geek chick-style.
I like to rearrange the wording of my english teacher in a way that makes it sound like I was asked to leave because I was too good.
Thanks to my parasitical tendencies, I always win at life. No exceptions.
I like ranting on about things nobody actually gives a sh*t about.
Oh, I do german, english and norwegian. Thinking about starting with French as well, but that would be a hassle.

Oh my, this has become more of a rant than an application.

I do enjoy a good cigar at various occasions.

So, why should on earth should you let me join IE?
Well, quite frankly, I haven't got a clue. I take my sweet time to level. I mostly run about doing nothing for several hours. I waste hours listening to the barrens chat. Uhm, Since I do not care about anything, I will most likely be a perpetual newbie.
The only reason I wrote this application, was because I was bored, and the only motivation I have to join, is that your voicechat is supposedly very entertaining, and there is a supposedly great opportunity for insults by various members of the guild. I do appreciate those wonderous insults. A good insult is like, well, not like starbucks coffee since that's just mediocre coffee, but a supremely well-done coffee.

OH, THIS IS GETTING SILLY!
I'm off to watch some Doctor Who.

Good <Insert noun most fitting your current timezone

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[kawe]

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[Vorte]

Nono.

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See what I did there?

[kawe]

I see that you can't spell loser

[Palmar]

Does u think u is smart cus u speak good english?

I don't liking his aplication cus he sais he is gonna insult people. we all are friends here in iron edge. i dont need u to come and tell us insults and shit. Mabey Vorte and Archz can say u are not bad person, but i dont like aplication.

[delling]

agre wit palmer. u maek it soundz laik u enyoy beeing nastee. dont neid dat kina additute in teh gild.

[Archz]

I though Delling and Tranq would get along great, you can have a mean-contest.

[Starbrow]

no, deel and loltrull r rite, we dun laik 2 do naste stuff 2 eech otha in ie..+ alsu our vent iz laik sheet borin an we dun liek 2 do stufz and dota eitha!

Win application

[Grilldyret]

Hai. How come I didn't make it into your application?! Of all the Sandensers, I'm clearly the one with the greatest influence! Maybe apart from Ahk the veteran..

[Vorte]

Hai. How come I didn't make it into your application?! Of all the Sandensers, I'm clearly the one with the greatest influence! Maybe apart from Ahk the veteran..

Who are you?

[Bombardi]

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[Kergash]

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[Fatalbone]

r you a girl ? if you are ok for me

[Smorisha]

Whats next? Nach saying he'd do her or smt?

When it comes to insults I got the idea its more about listening to them on vent and stuff. Note that we lack any sort of intel. from Barrens so wandering "agent" that keeps us informed would be good.

I support this literate and somewhat lucid person purely because it would be a great addition to our creative team of LOLPENIS spammers of trade chat!

/signed

[tranquilite]

r you a girl ? if you are ok for me

That would depend entirely on your definition of a girl.
Should your criterion be similar to those of the biological definition for the female of the species, then the short answer would be no.
Should however your criteria be similar to those tendencies which have emerged in recent times, then the answer would be almost. This because the modern tendencies have gone in the direction of defining gender by behaviour - at the very least, I like to think that it has done so.

Also, Grilldyret, I am not a native sandenser so I can't say I know who you are. We might have previously met, but I am much aggrieved to have to say that I have no idea who you are. Sorry.

o_o
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