Mafia III - World War III

[Cwave]

Voting Grishnag is such a waste.
Focus people.....

*sips Vodka in his velvet war-roomski

Time: T minus 3 minutes.
Launch Control (LC): OSM, third stage S&A arm permit to close.
OSM: Closed.
LC: SSC,third stage S&A armed.
SSC: Armed.
LC: Prop 1, vehicle fuel tank press open.
Prop 1: Open.
LC: Fuel umbilical purge to open.
Prop 1: Open.
LC: SSC, vent 1 heater control exit.
SSC: Exit.
LC: SSC, vent 2 heater control exit.
SSC: Exit.

[Cwave]

#!/bin/csh -f
#
# launch: missile launching facility
#  usage: launch missiles
#
if ("$*" != missiles) then
  errecho launch: usage: launch missiles
  exit 1
endif

echo -n "Are you sure [y/n]: "

set response="$<"
if ("$response" == n) then
  errecho Launch abandoned.
  exit 1
else if ("$response" != y) then
  errecho "Launch sequence aborted (cannot interpret $response)."
  exit 1
endif

echo -n "Are you really sure [y/n]: "

set response="$<"
if ("$response" == n) then
  errecho Launch abandoned.
  exit 1
else if ("$response" != y) then
  errecho "Launch sequence aborted (cannot interpret $response)."
  exit 1
endif

echo -n "Do you have any lingering doubts [y/n]: "

set response="$<"
if ("$response" == y) then
  errecho Launch abandoned.
  exit 1
else if ("$response" != n) then
  errecho "Launch sequence aborted (cannot interpret $response)."
  exit 1
endif

echo -n "Can you honestly say that, in the light of the present geopolitical situation,\
the philosophy of deterrence and massive retaliation constitutes the most\
cogent and coherent policy response to be taken as a military posture in the\
prevailing circumstances [y/n]: "

set response="$<"
if ("$response" == n) then
  errecho Launch abandoned.
  exit 1
else if ("$response" != y) then
  errecho "Launch sequence aborted (cannot interpret $response)."
  exit 1
endif

sleep 1
echo "Okay, launching missiles...... FOR THE MOTHERLAND"
sleep 3
# echo "launch: core dumped at `date`" > core
errecho "Bus error (core dumped)"
exit 1

[Surim]

Haha

[Archz]

I do agree that there is something iffy about Blackwhale. Claims cop and then pulls a shoop ta woop on me. If he didn't get any info the other days, or if it was a one time thing maybe? Like so many of the green abilities seems to be. As you might have found out, my power was to survive a daytime nuke.

I don't want to vote a lynch on him though, because if that negro is green then you all will be gunning for me next :p

So negrowhale! exploins plox!

Other than that, I do support Kendokis reasoning for lynching Grishnag

##Vote: Grishnag

[Sintrael]

So... Cwave is launching more nukes or something..?

[Daekesh]

I guess his "3 minutes to launch" was actually 3 hours.  He posted it 3 hours before the nuke deadline.

[Daekesh]

3:45 actually :/

[Daekesh]

Or... fuck it, I have no idea what time zone this forum runs on.

[Cwave]

Mother Russia is not happy. We don't have good 100% suspects after our succesfull lynch of the shitty IKEA-vikings.

So we, the Army of the Motherland, shall make people choose a side.

While we do not, we repeat DO NOT, want this to end in a nuclear ping pong, our advisors and scientist have declared that this is the time act. The voting on Canada is a wasted vote and we can use our voting power to better use. The UK will get a wake up call due to it being a shitty island and they have been too eager to get people killed, namely India. We, the motherland, like our curry so we have to act.

Furthermore, I feel that the vote for Poland is still the best bet at this moment. I urge everyone to follow  in this. For now, and to stirr discussion and make the people who i find suspicious take a stand or come out in the open, I have ordered my elite troops to launch 2 nukes on targets around the globe. The missille Stally III and Lenny IV are airborn as we type this. May god forgive me if im wrong.

I ask for the rest of the world to remain calm and seek reason.

##NUKE: Shiftey
##NUKE: Grishnag

[Archz]

Fuck me

[Archz]

##Unvote: Grishnag
##Vote: Cwave

[Cwave]

Also, those missiles are planned to land 15 min before voting time. I beg of you to wait till 23:45 before doing votes that will hurt us in the long run.


As always, if this does us more harm then good, the Motherland will, as the yankees say, face the music.

[Shiftey]

##Unvote: Blackwhale
##Vote: Cwave

Okay, it's apparently Cwave is a madman and powercrazy idiot and quite likely a fail state. This just isnt normal.

[Cwave]

I just got whispered that they might land at midnight...
Either way, i ask of you all to trust me one more time.

A failed state would launch sooner and would launch without reason.
This, Shiftey, is not the case.

Za Rodinu!!

[Gaeios(Graxlos)]

Are you crazy? I should start building a shelter for the nuclear winter.

Does the failed state win if he is dead before the nuclear holocaust is declared?