world war 3 preparation and idea thread

[Palmar]

So, depending on how many people we get I'm turning this into a bit of a trolling game. Let's get country ideas rolling.

"You are Somalia, the failed state.

You win if the world ends in a nuclear holocaust. You will not know how close you are to achieving your goal, but all that matters is more nukes go off. You can win even if you are dead.

You have a pair of wheelbarrows. Every night you can select one player, steal one item from him and run with it back to the desert wasteland you call home."

"You are Sweden, part of the Conspiracy club.

Volvo is evil, Ikea is evil, Abba is evil, Saab is evil and Telia is most definitely evil.

You have hidden behind your neutrality for decades, only to research in secret the most advanced weaponry available to man. You have two SDI missiles available. You can use them to shoot down any nukes in the air. Please send a PM to the hosts of the game to confirm you're shooting down the warheads.

The other members of the Conspiracy club are:

xxxx - xxxxx
xxxx - xxxxx
xxxx - xxxxx"

[Nachmanun]

Well obviously Germany, they've been playing a goody two shoes role in this world ever since the last world war, clearly just to WIFOM the entire world into believing they're good guys. They're also a economical powerhouse and would be a great evil role.

All preussian and shit.
Should definately be a strong role.

[Palmar]

Collecting my thoughts

You are Russia

The true heroes of this world are born in -40?C in a Whatevergrad. Russia has never been conquered and you will make damn sure that doesn't happen on your watch.

Oh, and you have nukes, loads of nukes. Actually you have so many nukes that you can't actually count them. But due to technical difficulties and vodka you can never fire more nukes than 1 for every 6 players alive, but never less than 1.

You win when the motherland is safe from conspiracy

You are the United States of America

Holy shit you're baller, this world is your house, people just do whatever the fuck you tell them too. Seriously, you're probably the most awesome nation on earth, you can actually do a fuckton of things.

1. You have 2 nukes, you can fire one per day.

2. You can use your influence to change the opinions of lesser nations. Once every day you can send me a PM with the name of a player and his vote will be "bought" for that day, he will vote the same person as you do. This will be represented on the voting chart, and his vote in the voting thread will be ignored.

If you try to fuck with China or Russia though, they will automatically nuke you.

You win when the conspiracy club has been eliminated.

You are the United Kingdom

If there is one thing you want, it's your former glory. The world was a better place back in the 18th and 19th century wasn't it? And it was because of you. England's finest ruled the seas and the Queen was the most powerful figure on earth.

What happened? Did your stupid European neighbours suck strength out of you by starting a damn world war? This'll teach them...

1. You have 1 nuke

2. You can convince one of your former colonies to support you in the UN. You have a secret vote, it will appear as anonymous on the voting list

You win when you and your allies cannot be stopped.

Your allies are:

xxxxx - Sweden
xxxxx - China
xxxxx - Israel
xxxxx - United Kingdom

You are Poland

Well yeah, sometimes shit happens, nazis, russians whatever. You're fucking poland and you'll always bounce back... eventually.

If you die, your alignment will not be revealed, you will simply have "vanished", and then one day later you reappear in the game. If you die a second time though, you're dead though.

You win when those warmongering conspirators are all dead and gone

[Palmar]

You are France

Wishing to gain the respect you lost as a military power, you take a firm and aggressive stance against the conspiracy club. Your determination is to lead the united nations to a glorious victory and spread democracy, freedom and delicious food all over the world.

You have 1 nuclear missile. You must fire this nuclear missile before night 2. Depending on the outcome of this missile, your abilities will change. You may not reveal this restriction at any point in the game, and neither may you hint at it.

1. If you kill a conspiracy club member, you gain an extra vote, and your alignment will be confirmed by me in the day post. You will be announced the leader of the world.

2. If your missile gets shot down, explodes but doesn't kill, kills an innocent or anything else, you will simply become vanilla town

In addition to this you have established diplomatic relations with Germany. You may communicate privately despite the rules of their game. Germany's alignment remains hidden to you.

You win when all threats to freedom have been eliminated.

You are the People's Republic of China

You are the leader of the conspiracy, yours is the plan to lead the Chinese to become the sole global superpower. You have decided that in order for your plan to succeed you need some allies though, so you've ganged up with a few other nations to take on the world.

Being China your biggest asset is a fuckton of people. You can send me the name of a player to send the People's Liberation Army after your opponents. The nightfall of the following day this player will surrender in the thread. The only thing the town will know is that the country (not playername) has been invaded and that they surrender. He will not die, but he cannot vote. He will from then on win with the conspiracy club and count towards your win-condition. He will be made aware of the members of the conspiracy club and will be able to communicate with you.

Don't try that shit with Russia though, you'll die shivering somewhere in Siberia.

You are also immune to any checks that may be performed upon you, if you are checked I will create a good result for you, and send this both to the person who checked you and yourself. This works similar to being the Godfather

oh, and you have 1 conventional nuke.

You win when you and your allies control the united nations.

[Palmar]

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Behind closed curtains you have spent your time... not trying to build weapons to save the world or starving your people. In reality you have dedicated your time creating technology to help mankind when the time is right.

That's right, you're the most benevolent and kind people on Earth, but due to fear for warmongers you have kept your cards close to your chest.

You have at your disposal 3 anti-nuke missiles. You can shoot down nukes in the air to protect fellow nations.

Sadly you're misunderstood by your fellow nations. If any kind of check is used against you, the results will not be favorable. This is similar to being a miller.

You win when the conspiracy club has been eliminated.

You are Germany

Good old Germany, you're good at so many things and yet so socially inept that everything you do tends to get fucked up. But thankfully it's a lot less damaging to fuck up some currency and economics, than killing millions by celebrating your might with a world war.

You have a knack for accounting and organization. Every night you may send me the name of a player and you will receive an inventory of the items and abilities they have, in addition to the identity of their nation. Their alignment will not be revealed to you.

You have also established diplomatic contact with France, you may exchange messages privately despite the rules established in the game. You do not know their true intentions though.

You win when Germany is strong and the conspiracy is dead.

[Palmar]

United General Council Meeting

It is the year 2028. During a what was destined to be a fairly uneventful meeting in the General Assembly, an interruption has occurred. In the middle of a passionate speech about protecting wildlife in the Arctic, prime minister Santeri Lahtinen of Finland was rudely interrupted by president Lim Yo Hwan of South Korea.

In a very unusual manner for his otherwise calm self, the president of South Korea rushed towards the podium and seemed almost unaware as the Finnish prime minister stepped out of his way.

Lim Yo Hwan raised his voice.

"The day has come", he said with a shaky voice.

"Just minutes ago, I ceased to be a President, for there is no nation to support me."

It was clear that something had happened, leaders shifted in their seats and some of them double checked their real-time-google-translation devices in order to make sure they were hearing the South Korean right.

"South Korea no longer exists. It's people have burned and died in a nuclear apocalypse. Several missiles landed all over the country, the last report I got from an offshore cruiser, but communication cut off.

Millions are dead, for the second time in history nuclear weaponry has been used against humans, and on a larger scale than previously thought possible, the southern part of the Korean peninsula is nothing but ruins."

Complete silence followed. Some leaders shifted uncomfortably in their chairs, not knowing how to proceed... or perhaps because they were uncomfortable.

The Nobel Peace Prize Laureate raised a gun, yet no one even moved a limb, something about the way the Korean spoke left no room for any emotions but compassion and sadness. Fear and anger were completely shut out.

"I have failed my people"

And Lim Yo Hwan pulled the trigger and South Korea was no more. More than an hour lasted until someone even said something. But slowly, a brave leader headed towards the podium, had Lim Yo Hwan, the last South Korean, carried away. He raised his voice to address the council....

Palmar - President Lim Yo Hwan - South Korea - Has been wiped out.

It is now day 1, you have 40 hours to nuke and 48 hours to vote whom to kill. Good luck!

[Palmar]

You are Israel

If anyone knows how to conspire it's your people. You decided to take a stance against democracy and use your highly efficient and militaristic society to further the goal of the conspiracy club.

You have the ability to send the Mossad after someone at night. The mossad will find out everything there is to know about the enemy during night, their powers, arsenal and alignment.

In addition, the Mossad can make someone disappear. Once in the game you can send in a playername, if that player dies (lynch, nk, nuked etc) his alignment will not be revealed, he will just be reported missing. You will however get both his alignment and role.

You win when Jerusalem is free and the conspiracy has succeeded.

You are Egypt

Once the Arab spring passed, your people rose to previously unseen heights of democracy and freedom, the shining jewel of the Arab world, Egypt is now under threat once again by the conspiracy.

You have taken a firm stance against the conspiracy and you will use your charisma and voice to lead the world to a new beginning.

Your sole ability is the Sahara Desert, you will actually survive any nuclear attacks made against you. You can still be killed conventionally during the night or lynched.

Secretly you're building your own nuclear arsenal inside a pyramid. If you survive until day 3 of the game, you will gain a nuclear missile.

You win when the world is safe once again!

[Palmar]

You are Australia

You are Australia. You don't actually give a shit, you have a huge fucking continent to  yourself so the rest of the world can fuck off with their nuclear holocaust.

You can every night invite someone to the beach in Australia, have a beer, relax a bit. That player will be unable to vote the following day. Don't try this shit with Japan though, they're way too stressed to take a day off in the sun.

You win if you don't die. You don't actually care who wins, as long as you stay alive you're cool.

You are Japan

What do you get when you mix angry and crazy? Japan!

You see, since WW2 you haven't really had an outlet for your desire to blow yourself and everyone with you to shits and pieces. Now you do!

So what do you do? You can designate one target every night to be your kamikaze target. If you die in any way, you will instead kamikaze into that player, taking both of you down and killing you.

You win when the conspiracy has been eliminated.

[Palmar]

You are India

The software giant of the 21st century, you have at your command more proficient hackers than any other nation on earth. Those kids who worked in call centers now have kids, and the kids speak nothing but 1337.

You can hack someone's system every day starting day 1. Just send me a name, and that player will be unable to launch any nukes for the remainder of the day.

You win when the world is safe from the conspiracy

You are the Vatican

You are the Vatican, the holy see. You're the pope himself, determined to put behind you past misdeeds of the papacy, you've dedicated yourself to bringing world peace. And you're damn good at it.

One night in the game you can attempt to question a lost soul. Sadly, your methods are similar to those of the inquisition, so your target will also be roleblocked for the night, but that's okay, everything for faith!

You will then receive the player's alignment at the end of the night.

You win when the banished conspiracy members have been sent to hell.

[Nachmanun]

This is going to be glorious.

[Palmar]

You are South Africa

The once infamously racist nation of South Africa has certainly taking a turn to the better, being one of the most democratic and free countries on earth in this day and age.

Unfortunately you have AIDS

Start of day 1 I will announce that "someone is feeling sick".
Start of day 2 I will announce "It's getting worse"
Start of day 3 I will tell everyone your alignment and role, and confirm you to be town, but you will die at the start of day 4. The one thing I will not reveal is that you will die day 4.

You win when the world is safe.

You are Canada

Everyone loves Canada, and man we'd all be sad if Canada died. If Canada dies to a lynch or a nuke then no one can die the following night. If Canada is killed by any other means, you will simply die.

[Palmar]

You are Mexico

You are Mexico, you just like Tacos.

That's about it.

Oh, and you smuggle drugs. You can choose one player to give cocaine one night. They effectively become crazy, and if they are visited during the night they will murder the shit out of their visitor.

[Palmar]

some of this is outdated, some rules are missing and some descriptions are slightly altered, but this is the document I used to create the game (and the day 1 post).