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delling · June 24, 2008, 01:56:14 PM

The spiked mallet for a penis definitely adds a certain... something.

kawe · June 24, 2008, 07:15:58 PM

For so many penis monsters, there's surprisingly few boob monsters.

Starbrow · June 24, 2008, 09:33:39 PM

Delling impersonation, take one:

I've here tried to catch Dellings obvious power side, and his ferociously dangerous appearance, with a touch of sensitivity added for the colouring. It's like this creature is trying to say "I might be able to tear you to pieces in split seconds, but at least I will make the last thing you see pink, if not pleasant!"

Starbrow · June 24, 2008, 10:15:41 PM

Next in the line of impersonations, we have the goodcop, a creature I've named "Easygoer":

Myogoblin · July 29, 2008, 10:50:03 AM

new spore video. Looking really polished and only 5 weeks left to wait!

http://www-1.gamereactor.dk/grtv/index.php?id=2663

Goza · July 29, 2008, 11:02:29 AM

Does he do anything but left click around? 5 weeks to go and still no real gameplay footage :/

Myogoblin · July 29, 2008, 12:18:08 PM

Quote from: Goza on July 29, 2008, 11:02:29 AM
Does he do anything but left click around? 5 weeks to go and still no real gameplay footage :/

I get the distinct feeling its still very "sim" orienting. looks pretty slow paced. but with so many game aspects its hard to tell what a meaty battle will be like. thats what i wanna see.

Grishnag · September 04, 2008, 01:29:02 AM

spore coming tommorow for me cant wait

Daekesh · September 04, 2008, 03:43:32 AM

Same!

Otori · September 04, 2008, 07:22:51 PM

Got my copy of the game today, only at the third stage and the game seems very fun ;D. Looking at some heavy hour playing time here.

Goza · September 06, 2008, 01:48:44 AM

LOL!

What a piece of badly-designed casual shit this game is... Unbelieveable.

Played it the whole evening up into 30 mins of the 5th, final phase.

Phase 1: OK, this is a simple flOw clone. At least it has nice graphics and funny cute sounds. Nice introduction phase.

Phase 2: Creature designer is awesome. Phase 2 gameplay is okay-ish but boring due to constant repetition.

Phase 3: Worst pile of dung I have played in a long long time. Imagine 3 students coding their own Age of Empires clone. Just way way worse. Everything about this phase is shit. The controls, the design, the balancing, the user interface. Fighting other tribes is mostly luck/randomness due to lack of minimanagement control. Befriending them however took 8 seconds, just wait till the "I like you"-bar is complete. Optionally, do the awesome press-the-correct-instrument-button to speed up the process even more.

Phase 4: Conquering opponent cities. This whole phase took me maybe 15 minutes to complete, it's that trivial. There's no enemy AI. Just build vehicles, send them to siege the cities, wait. Rinse and repeat.

Phase 5: Finally some missions are introduced. Flying around in my Goza spaceship. Kinda funny. Shit interface. To fill in missions, they really expect me to manually fly back to the star system & planet where I initially took it? Yeah great... ::)

All the designers in the game are great: The creature designer, the vehicle designer, the building designer. They are intuitive to use, give huge options, results are great. The guy who coded those deserves a double promotion.
Too bad almost everything about them is eye-candy. OK, so I can design every building and vehicle in phase 4. Too bad that phase is over in 15 minutes. Guess they show up again in phase 5, haven't really paid attention and honestly I don't care much.

Whoever came up with the gameplay however should be shot to the moon. Unbelievable as it is, that's prob Will Wright. What-the-fuck...

delling · September 06, 2008, 02:01:55 AM

I always enjoy your refreshing reviews...

Guess I won't be playing it then :)

Lotinja · September 08, 2008, 02:30:49 AM

http://Mr-Bitterness.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=263766528&directlink=1

My creature!

Tried to do something cool!

Guess i managed pretty ok right?

Grishnag · September 08, 2008, 03:50:33 AM

EVIL DEMON FROM HELL

prolly done to death but hey

Grilldyret · September 08, 2008, 04:05:55 AM

That's one evil creature! I've only been playing with one creature so far, I'll see if I can find some images..

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